We're going to piss the songs up your bum until your legs shoot out your eyeholes!

I've just got a bulletin from the wonderfully named Glasgow band Dananananaykroyd via the Myspace which, apart from helpfully pointing out their name is pronounced "dana-nana-naykroyd", describes their forthcoming long player thusly:

"We're recording our album soon. It will be the best exploded-rock-bang you'll hear all year. We're going to piss the songs up your bum until your legs shoot out your eyeholes. We wrote it and we know it's SMELLIN.

Only you wont hear it cos we dont have a record label LOL"

They're coming to Nice 'n' Sleazy's on 12 April...