No more chocolate salty balls!

Issac Hayes is leaving South Park!

And it's due to the infamous Scientology episode "Trapped in the Closet". (Wot we're not allowed to see on UK TV on account of Tom Cruise's lawyers.) Apparently he's a scientologist or something, which means he doesn't have any probs with Jesus and Satan doing karate drop-kicks, but Stan as the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard is a big no-no...