failure, sorry, predicted failure!!
[NOTE from ASM: Hmmmm... Looks like Jen's flatmate has got in on her account...]
Gerry Has Failed in his quest for quitting the rather lovely and friendly weed. This will as im sure come as no shock whatsoever.
His new year resolution was to quit for the year 2006,
a resolution which lasted exactly 8 days and 75 minutes , as he broke his own rule. he is currently shouting "As of Tomorrow, (Which it technically is, being 1.18am,) that he is never to smoke it again.
Suddenly i cover my nose, as the dreadful nearly as awful as Godfather pt III, ( Well maybe a bit too far,) Smell of BULLSHIT surrounds me, as im sure its around you right now.
Incidentally, if you are in a dangerous state of boredom, and lets face it in Glasgow thats alwys the case, then celebrity big brother is on. I only mention it because the child friendly trouser enthusiast michael barrymore was on the tv crying for many hours the other night. I loved this. It was probably the reason why tv was invented. Which says a lot about the state of TV these days.
Also to piss off the Jenster I would like to say that Peep Show Is THE BEST THING on tv. Its sheer comic Genious. Jen doesnt like it quite get it and therefore labeles it as shite. Trust me, Jens flatmate, its superb and essential viewing.
My name is gareth by the way, and i am sometimes quite partial to a piece and cat.
The cat is alive and well and is loving and enjoying evry moment of her life, so all you animal rights tits, Fuck off. I love My cat.
and my final comment, if they are gonna test on animals, why not test on hamsters. My question to all is what the fuck is the point in hamsters, i mean, their own mothers eat the fucking things when they are babies. If she has no need for them then why the fuck should humans?
Jen is now well and truly asleep and has left a lovely burn mark on the sofa. I stopped it before it became a fire .
peace and fucking,

wee gaz... Unfrotunate nick name eh...
Gerry Has Failed in his quest for quitting the rather lovely and friendly weed. This will as im sure come as no shock whatsoever.
His new year resolution was to quit for the year 2006,
a resolution which lasted exactly 8 days and 75 minutes , as he broke his own rule. he is currently shouting "As of Tomorrow, (Which it technically is, being 1.18am,) that he is never to smoke it again.
Suddenly i cover my nose, as the dreadful nearly as awful as Godfather pt III, ( Well maybe a bit too far,) Smell of BULLSHIT surrounds me, as im sure its around you right now.
Incidentally, if you are in a dangerous state of boredom, and lets face it in Glasgow thats alwys the case, then celebrity big brother is on. I only mention it because the child friendly trouser enthusiast michael barrymore was on the tv crying for many hours the other night. I loved this. It was probably the reason why tv was invented. Which says a lot about the state of TV these days.
Also to piss off the Jenster I would like to say that Peep Show Is THE BEST THING on tv. Its sheer comic Genious. Jen doesnt like it quite get it and therefore labeles it as shite. Trust me, Jens flatmate, its superb and essential viewing.
My name is gareth by the way, and i am sometimes quite partial to a piece and cat.The cat is alive and well and is loving and enjoying evry moment of her life, so all you animal rights tits, Fuck off. I love My cat.
and my final comment, if they are gonna test on animals, why not test on hamsters. My question to all is what the fuck is the point in hamsters, i mean, their own mothers eat the fucking things when they are babies. If she has no need for them then why the fuck should humans?
Jen is now well and truly asleep and has left a lovely burn mark on the sofa. I stopped it before it became a fire .
peace and fucking,

wee gaz... Unfrotunate nick name eh...


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